Geelong Arts Centre x Melbourne Fringe Takeover

Miss Cairo - Breasts Become Her

Geelong Arts Centre x Melbourne Fringe Takeover | Westend Geelong

Miss Cairo - Breasts Become Her

Whilst everyone was growing potted plants and learning a new language in lockdown, Miss Cairo sat on her ass and grew a new set of tits.

Miss Cairo puts her breast foot forward to create her first ever SOLO show - all about her newly formed boobs... It's a tale of two titties.

She will be exploring her relationship to her femininity since transitioning from a UK drag superstar, to an Aussie cabaret trans ICON, singing a mixture of original songs and some classic belters, all whilst doing it with her boobies hanging out and asking the question “When do I become a Woman?

Confident, self assured and for-the-lols delirious, Miss Cairo makes work about her intersecting communities, popular culture and her boobs. If you like self aware iconic 80’s films with leading ladies, trans rights and reparations you will love the show and come away questioning your own relationship to who you are.

Will her first ever show go tits up? Let’s just hope this show’s not a one-tit wonder...

This project is amplified by Melbourne Fringe as part of the Cash For Creatives Program and is also supported by Geelong Arts Centre’s Creative Engine.


Winner, The Green Room Awards: Best Ensemble
(The People of Cabaret: Variety Spectacular) Melbourne Fringe (2020) (producer)

Winner, Spirit of the Fringe

(The People of Cabaret: Variety Spectacular), Melbourne Fringe (2020) (producer)
Winner, BankSA Pick of the Week
(The Wild Side), Adelaide Fringe (2020) (performer)

Out for Australia 30 under 30 recipient


  • Created and Performed by Miss Cairo
  • Mentor Tash York
  • Photo Credit Jacinta Oaten


Ticket prices

  • Full Price $30
  • Concession or Student $27


Westend Geelong


50 minutes, no interval


Westend Geelong - Shorts Place Social
Level 1, 98 Little Malop Street
Access via Shorts Place - by foot via Little Malop Street or Moorabool Street

Show Warnings

Contains some nudity, strong coarse language, and themes relating to mental health.


Drinks will be available to purchase from Westend Geelong - Shorts Place Social on the evening


All e-tickets will be sent out 3 days prior to the performance